Photo-finish Caption Competition - free bets to be bagged
As your Trackside Live scribe, I often get lonely sat here on my own...
...through the long evenings... awaiting the 9.20 at Kempton...
(cue violins sound in the background)
So I want you to entertain me.
Better clarify that or who knows what I'll get sent - stick your humorous captions underneath the horse racing-related image - the funnier and more original the better please. Judged fortnightly on Fridays, I will personally credit the winner's William Hill account with a fiver free bet.
Only a fiver, I hear you cry? Don't call me stingy, it's just for a bit of fun. So comment away.
Don't forget to include your correct email address when you post so I can contact you for an account number. Doh!
I'll start this one off - 'I'd heard Southwell was a specialist course, but this is just ridiculous'
Yes, I'm sure you can do much better...!