William Hill predict Christmas Day goes like this:
You awaken on Christmas Day and peel back the curtains to reveal that the White Christmas bet you received in your Secret Santa has landed (it is 4/1 for snow to fall on Christmas Day in London with Aberdeen the 7/4 favourite). As you rip open your presents, you find that you have been handed a copy of Jamie Oliver's 15 Minute Meals - the 1/6 favourite to be Christmas' top selling book.
After presents, it is time to stick on some music, for which you choose the current Christmas Number one, The Justice Collective (1/7 to scoop the coveted slot on the 23rd December).
After Christmas Lunch, it is time to put on the trousers with the elastic waistband and relax in front of the television. First up it is the Queen's Speech where she is odds on to mention the Olympic/Paralympic Games as well as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (1/33 and 1/25 respectively) although she is 100/1 to mention Gangnam Style.
It looks as though it is BBC all the way on the box with EastEnders 1/2 favourite to be the most watched TV show of the day, where Derek Branning is 4/1 to be greased by his niece, Lauren.
Number one Christmas Book: 1/6 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals - Jamie Oliver; 7/1 The Guinness World Records 2013; 8/1 The Casual Vacancy - JK Rowling; 12/1 Is It Just Me - Miranda Hart; 16/1 Camp David - David Walliams; 20/1 Grimm Tales for Young and Old - Philip Pullman; 20/1 London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games - The Official Commemorative Book; 20/1 Rod the Autobiography - Rod Stewart; 25/1 BAR
Will the Queen mention any of these during her Christmas address: 1/33 Olympics; 1/25 Commonwealth; 1/25 William and Kate; 1/1 Great Grandmother; 2/1 Recession; 2/1 Great Grandchild; 6/1 Leveson; 6/1 James Bond; 8/1 Flotilla; 9/1 Twitter; 14/1 Gary Barlow; 20/1 Pudsey the dog; 20/1 Strictly Come Dancing; 20/1 Corgi; 100/1 Omnishambles; 100/1 Pleb; 100/1 Gangnam Style
Top Christmas Day TV Programme: 1/2 EastEnders; 4/1 Doctor Who; 5/1 Downton Abbey; 8/1 Coronation Street; 10/1 The Royle Family Christmas Special; 14/1 Call the Midwife; 25/1 Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special; 40/1 Emmerdale; 50/1 Blackadder's Christmas Carol; 50/1 Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs at Christmas; 66/1 The Choir: A Year with the Military Wives; 100/1 50 Years of Bond Cars: a Top Gear special; 100/1 Deal or No Deal's Big Christmas Dinner; 100/1 You've Been Framed; 100/1 The Queen's Speech
Who killed Derek Branning: 4/1 Lauren Branning; 9/2 Derek Branning; 7/1 Tanya Cross; 8/1 Alfie Moon; 8/1 Max Branning; 10/1 Alice Branning; 10/1 Joey Branning; 12/1 Kat Moon; 12/1 Lucy Beale; 14/1 David Wicks; 16/1 Jack Branning; 20/1 BAR
Christmas number one single: 1/7 The Justice Collective; 9/2 James Arthur; 8/1 Alistair Griffin; 20/1 The Choir; 25/1 Gabrielle Aplin; 25/1 One Direction; 33/1 1PoundFish; 33/1 Clive Dunn; 33/1 Girls Aloud; 33/1 Jenn Bostic; 33/1 Russell Grant; 40/1 BAR
William Hill Latest White Christmas odds: 7/4 Aberdeen (Pittodrie Stadium); 2/1 Edinburgh (Castle); 5/2 Glasgow (Cathedral); 3/1 Newcastle (Albemarle); 4/1 London (Buckingham Palace), 4/1 Belfast (Airport); 4/1 Leeds (William Hill Head Office); 5/1 Birmingham (Bullring); 5/1 Dublin (Airport); 5/1 Liverpool (Albert Docks); 5/1 Manchester (Granada Studio); 6/1 Bristol (Filton); 6/1 Cardiff (Millennium Stadium)